DO YOU WANT TO PLAY RUGBY IN JAPAN???
(and not get paid a cent for it)

Then you want to join the globally reknowned Tokyo Crusaders - Japan's mightiest foreign rugby team! Players of all shapes, sizes and IQ's are wanted (but generally speaking - the sh*tter you are the more you will fit in). Experience the exotic far east, play rugby on the finest gravel surfaces, make heaps of mates from around the world and come home with a funky rash. We have been playing in Japan for 17 years now, carrying on in the finest traditions of Rugby (bar fights, cheating, S.E Asian sex tours etc). We've been detested, arrested but never been bested. We are presently on a recruitment drive and are busy pimping our social and incredibly amateur club on the net to all and sundry. As a rule of thumb we are looking for people with the following prerequisites;
1. Don't have a "Rugby Resume" (wankers!)
2. Are already in Japan or looking to make their own way here in the next year
3. Can drink a pint through your nostrils
4. Willing to provide some full frontal shots of your girlfriend (this one is negotiable)

If this sounds good to you - look us up on the web. Or better yet ask for us behind the bar at Paddy Foleys pub in Roppongi.

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT!

www.tokyocrusaders.com

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