Elexpatriado
10/18/2019 19:58 EST
Any of you old timers remember or know this nut bar Brian858 from Poor But Happy?
Boy if all the odd balls go tonthe corner pocket, Colombia is definitely the corner pocket of the Americas.
https://youtu.be/_4MdGv0160A
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cafetero
10/19/2019 10:12 EST
Yeah, this guy has always been a piece of work........he got ripped off royally en Barranquilla, about 10,000,000 pesos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJDDxn--RXY
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Wildstubby
10/19/2019 11:35 EST
Elex, even though the gringo definitely is a pendejo, read the comments that others are saying about it on Youtube!
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BeerLover74
10/19/2019 12:05 EST
Naive old fool. But regardless, he still attracted leeches so shame on them too, they are not innocent.
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WhoaNellie
10/19/2019 12:08 EST
The worst of both countries on display...
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littlebhuddha64
10/19/2019 12:22 EST
How many times have we heard this story? This toad deserved it. Now he is all over the news and the internet sharing his stupidity. I’d be so embarrassed I would just keep it to myself. Sure this chick is a ladrona but how many red flags did she send him? What made this idiot think that a young hot model would be interested in a viejo verde!
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PFleetwood
10/19/2019 14:05 EST
Can any of you give me a general idea what he is saying - I do need. to practise my Spanish tho -the woman talking at length was attractive.
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WhoaNellie
10/19/2019 15:00 EST
His Spanish is nothing to emulate - he talks very poorly.
I can't point out all the errors, but some I've noted. From the time he starts speaking, he says in his broken Spanish as best I can transcribe it:
Yo soy divorciada, yo busca por una bonita mujer, yo interesanta, interesante en una...espoza (pronounced as a "z"). Yo no quiero solo toda mi vida yo estoy feliz con la barranquillera. Este (sic) niña llámame por WhatsApp en California y mandame fotos...yyyyyy no nosotros chatear...habla por video ("video" pronounced in English)...empezaron (again the "z"sound) relación...yo complete-amente ena enamorada con ella...yo muy feliz...ella es spectacular (sic) en las fotos...y habla muy cariñoso (sic) por el telefóno (sic) conmigo...manda me (pronounced as in English) mensajes en la mañana en la tarde en la noche...
I can understand what he's trying to say but it's weird...it starts out "I am (permanently) a divorcee (a divorced woman), I he/she looks for a pretty woman, I interesanta (no translation) interesting...in a wife. I don't want alone all my life I am happy with the Barranquilla woman.
It goes downhill from there.
The story is the same old same old - they started messaging/chatting, she asks him for money for various things like a sick father, he keeps giving it, eventually he's out more than 6 million COP - a whole $1751 or so...
A fool and his money are soon parted.
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WhoaNellie
10/19/2019 15:12 EST
Further on after the 5 minute mark, it shows he sent her a message, saying he'll send her money, but he wants her to get a comfortable bed (she previously told him there's no room, no bed for him when he comes there) so they can sleep together...
She (and Western Union) made out like bandits...
So she's not exactly a prepago since apparently no sex was ever delivered...and he's not exactly a rocket surgeon ja ja...
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PFleetwood
10/19/2019 15:19 EST
Thanks. I can understand it when I see it in writing but hard to follow on the video.
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PFleetwood
10/19/2019 15:33 EST
Speaking of fools and predators, I am currently watching William H. Macy on the show Shameless (Showtime) and imagining his character, Frank Gallagher, talking an innocent Felicity Huffman (his wife in real life) into participating in the now well known College Admission Scandal.
I know. Pretty bored right now. Don't know how much of that you're up on in Colombia - pretty sure Showtime is there anyway.
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DallasSteve
10/19/2019 19:12 EST
If I was single I wouldn't want either one of those young women, even though I'm 40 years older. The blond is out of shape and the brunet is damaged goods: tattoos. Maybe for roll in the sack if there was nothing better around, but not for a relationship.
My wife feels sorry for the guy. I hope he learned his lesson and quits sending money to women way, way out of his league. He's just driving up the cost of women. To any other desperate old men out there: Don't send money to women you haven't slept with.
As Harry Anderson used to say "A fool and his money were lucky find each other in the first place."
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Elexpatriado
10/19/2019 22:23 EST
His Spanish is very simplle and clear to understand but lots of errors..as pointed out and verbs mis conjugated or missed totally.
He skips estar in mamy places. For example
His Spanish is the least of his problems
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Elexpatriado
10/19/2019 22:30 EST
Funny..Colombianos I talk to are always more sympathetic to the Marrano gringo than to the two zorra putas
Like it was said before..thex worst of 2 countries..the UN of low lifes
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Orion95
10/20/2019 11:21 EST
Tattoos = "Damaged Goods?" I just thought it was bad taste.
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DallasSteve
10/21/2019 01:00 EST
"Tattoos = "Damaged Goods?" I just thought it was bad taste. "
To me it's damaged goods. And sadly it's becoming very common in Colombia. I'm sure she wouldn't find me appealing, either, but if she's looking for a sugar daddy, she can cross me off the list.
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BeerLover74
10/21/2019 09:22 EST
Se's 19 and goes to the gym. He's old and takes meds, not sure what he was thinking.
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cafetero
10/21/2019 10:20 EST
The gringo Brian has been chasing putas for many years in Colombia. He even has his own youtube video channel and a bunch of followers.
Here's the prepago paola arias he was chasing in Barranquilla and she took him for a ride.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swcns7zvHcw
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Orion95
10/21/2019 10:25 EST
Can't imagine you have much regard for many in the U.S. either, as tattoos very common here, including on many former military.
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Electricista
10/21/2019 11:15 EST
Tattoos are a generational thing. I also hate tattoos but I have to pretend I like them as the only place you will find a young lady in Colombia without tattoos is in a university or in a small pueblo.
As for Brian, I had a beer with him once many years ago in Cartagena. He is an outgoing, likeable guy. I met him in the lobby of a Hotel where it seemed that all the employees knew him and liked him.
In the video he expresses all the typical cons a Colombiana uses on a foreigner to extract money.
He also mentions that the girl told him "no es nada para ti". If any foreigner hears those same words, recognize them as a red flag.
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Orion95
10/21/2019 12:00 EST
I like some tattoos. Some can def look trashy. Seems crazy to put on something fairly permanent you might regret. It used to be that they were seen as an expression of individuality. Hard to see it that way now since so many have them.
A tattoo would be the last reason I would turn down an attractive woman, given all they would have to overlook with me. Unless it was on her face!
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DallasSteve
10/22/2019 00:39 EST
"Can't imagine you have much regard for many in the U.S. either"
Why would it make any difference to me what country she is from? I would not want a relationship with any woman who has tattoos, but others are free to overlook them or enjoy them.
I might overlook them if the woman was rich and beautiful, but otherwise I would rather be alone than be in a relationship with a woman with tattoos. That's my right, too. As for guys with tattoos it doesn't matter to me because I'm not attracted to guys.
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Pedroal
10/22/2019 09:47 EST
Didn't get the point it was all about who you would have a relation with. Of any kind I guess - "damaged goods" And guys are ok because you don't want to have a a relation with them. Glad that's cleared up.
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BeerLover74
10/22/2019 10:19 EST
Well at least she got outed. Although he was a sucker, shame on her for taking and taking money.
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BeerLover74
10/22/2019 10:20 EST
Times have changed and tattoos are more common even down here. But it's true, the more educated women won't have them. It's more of the lower class hoochie mamas.
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Electricista
10/22/2019 11:49 EST
"Well at least she got outed". I agree.
One good thing about tattoos is that you can identify a person by their tattoo. I have now made a mental note not to give any money to a lady with an Eiffel tower tattoo on her arm (unless she puts out first).
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DallasSteve
10/22/2019 22:50 EST
Tattoos are only good for two things: Identifying criminals and dead bodies. :-)
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wannamove
10/23/2019 16:35 EST
Totally agree. Are you still in the Dallas area or are you now permanently in Colombia?
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DallasSteve
10/23/2019 19:59 EST
wannamove
I've got some sad news for you: Nothing is permanent.
But for now I am back in Colombia. Some day I may be back in Dallas but I don't plan to live there any more. I have some memories in a 5X5 storage unit there. Everything else is in my suitcase.
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Waltercito
10/30/2019 16:10 EST
"Driving up the cost of women." Another norteamericano giving us all a bad name.
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